Thank you. I want to lose my belly, get healthier and reprogram my body into a fit, fat burning machine.
So you aren't drinking any alcohol? For 6 weeks! How is that possible, aren't you an alcoholic?
First of all, I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. Yes I have been known to dabble in occasional wine tastings and have a fondness for home brewed beer, but I am committed to trying this for 6 weeks.
Wait wait wait.. YOU are seriously NOT drinking wine or alcohol for 6 weeks? In a row? That's pretty funny!
Laugh on fatty.
What about bacon and pork products? I don't see those on the diet?
No. I'd rather not talk about about that.
So do you see yourself becoming even sexier than you are now in 6 weeks?
I don't see how that's possible, but maybe.
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So...this means the extra-thick sliced bacon from an exclusively honey-fed cage free piggly wiggly is out for when you visit me this weekend?? You won't mind the smell, right?
ReplyDeleteNot very nice. No, I won't mind the smell fatty. Sleep well.
ReplyDeleteThat's MR. Fatty to you, you porkless wonder
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